1) thinks this is disgusting 2) needs to get out more 3) still passes physics somehow 4) doesn't 'get' Utena 5) is a dirty liar 6) CRUSHES HU-MANS 7) likes pancakes 8) can't think of a witty title 9) deftly avoids product placement 10) finally found the first strip 11) YOUR FACE! 12) plays Connect Four with Greg Graffin 13) The Trey Saga - The Beginning 14) presents: The Trey Saga - The End 15) takes a trip in the Way-Back machine. 16) feels none too good. 17) meets a postmodernist 18) asks Wadsworth 19) is culturally aware. 20) rocks 21) goes shopping 22) Punches an old woman in the face. 23) gets an apartment. 24) and friends go to the grocery store 25) Drinks to that! 26) turns twenty 27) plays World of Warcraft 28) is home alone 29) plays poker with a cat. 30) leans back 31) dances 32) gets hungry 33) is ironic 34) FIGHTS TO THE DEATH! 35) actually had this dream. 36) Gets a haircut. 37) Celebrates one year. 38) hurts itself. 39) doesn't love you anymore. 40) Is a cat person 41) Adjoobidja 3rd Anniversary

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